Today I was walking down to my bus stop, as usual, when all of a sudden a heard a rustling in the bushes behind me. I turn to look and see what it is. In those bushes it looked to be a little kid, so I said "hey little boy what the hell are you doing in those damn bushes?" Much to my surprise when this little figure turned to face me his skin was a deep gay purple! This scared me very much that I backed up three feet and tripped I was so scared! Then all of a sudden 4 of these little people jumped out of the tree above me and hogged tied and blindfolded me!
 Since my eyes were closed I decided I would take a nap. But when I awoke I found my self not blind folded or hog tied but I was trapped in what must have a jail to them but to me it was just a few tomato plants and I just trampled through it. Now a wanted man I saw a huge sign, about 3 feet long, that read gnome land. That was when I knew what had happened I had been abducted…by Purple Gnomes!
         To be continued…